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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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