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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗

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