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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁

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