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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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