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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻

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