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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁

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