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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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