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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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