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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Zeus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃

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