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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮

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