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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Yoda eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺

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