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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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