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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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