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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rufus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏

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