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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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