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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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