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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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