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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Loki eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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