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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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