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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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