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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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