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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dexter eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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