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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Widget eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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