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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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