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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ziggy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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