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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯

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