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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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