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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tinkerbell eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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