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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bilbo eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘

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