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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Misty eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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