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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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