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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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