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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Simba eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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