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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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