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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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