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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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