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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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