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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍

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