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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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