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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Buddy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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