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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁

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