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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Luna eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻

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