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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Coco eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺

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