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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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