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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Lola eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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