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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Teddy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖

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