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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rosie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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