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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daisy eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁

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