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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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