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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁

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