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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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