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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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