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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Stink eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡

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