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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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