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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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