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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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