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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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