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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Alfie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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