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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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