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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Poppy eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘

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