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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Pennywise eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺

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