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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Smeagol eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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