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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦

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