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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Frodo eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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