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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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