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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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