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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Voldemort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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