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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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