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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘

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