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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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